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Bernie Sanders 2016 -




Hypocrisy, Thy Name is Bernie Sanders -




Socialist Screwball -




LIBERAL TALKING POINTS - When facts, statistics, intelligence or logic are not on your side, just pull something out of your butt and fling it.


TAGS: liberals socialists ignorant crap throwers funny
Rating: 4.31/5

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RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 3:56 pm
Gross


IF I HAD A DOLLAR... - For every time that capitalism was blamed for problems caused by government, I'd be a fat filmmaker with a baseball hat.


TAGS: capitalism michael moore fatass socialist
Rating: 4.92/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:25 am
Magnificent. 5 stars. Sending this to my daughter-in-law. She's still a fan


This is why -




Obama's Nefarious Priorities -




LIBERAL DEBATES - LA LA LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! STOP CONFUSING ME WITH FACTS! FOX NEWS LIES AND MEDIA MATTERS SAID YOU'RE A POO-POO HEAD! SHUT UP! I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!


TAGS: liberals socialists progressives sad pathetic zombie losers
Rating: 4.02/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 15, 2012, 6:26 am
Timely


Democrat socialist defined -




Bernie the Sadistic Pervert -


TAGS: bernie sanders gang ra** fantasies p***ert sadistic codger democrat cretin liberal nut job progressive hack socialist vermont moron senile communist
Rating: 4.76/5

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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 9:11 am
Jeb my he drop out of the race Bush is a better candidate than Bernie.
Cannabal - May 29, 2015, 5:37 pm
Still a better candidate than ANYONE else.


CHANGE - Because that's all you'll have left when I'm done...




Obama To The SCOTUS??? -




Senile Socialist -


TAGS: bernie sanders senile socialist liberal democrat progressive commie codger vermont vermin hippies moonbats feel the bern
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - September 22, 2015, 11:38 pm
Well, he didn't say "paid" vacation


REPUBLICANS -




Extra Credit Multiple Choice Question -




Bernie Sanders 2016 -




Papal Hypocrisy -




Hillary Voter ID Hypocrisy -


TAGS: hillary clinton voter id hypocrisy killary klinton hildebeast 2016 corruption servergate benghazi granny state socialist bribery influence peddler traitor
Rating: 5/5

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mittromney - June 10, 2015, 5:26 pm
/to be fair, she wants let everyone vote without ID. that's f*****g idiotic. how would you stop the same doofus from going through the line twice or even thrice, without something in the way of identifying one nutter voter from another?/


OBAMASTAN - Future name for America. Obamastan: Glorious Socialist Worker's Paradise, Land of gun control and redistributed wealth




Socialist Sanders -




great pretender -




Commie Sanders -




Hillary Is Untrustworthy & Dishonest -




Stupid Socialist Sanders -




Back To The Future -




ANNA CHAPMAN - If Obama wanted to fill his cabinet with Socialists he could have started here




THREE STOOGES - Because nothing says "Epic Fail" more than trying to continually blame their epic tax and spend socialist agenda on George Bush!




Hillary's Most Outrageous Claim Of All-Time -




RAHM REJECTS CHICK-FIL-A: 'NOT CHICAGO VALUES' - He is right Chick-Fil-A has much higher values than Chicago




LIBERALISM - THE PHILOSOPHY WHERE I GET TO KEEP MY WEALTH AND LUXURIOUS LIFESTYLE, BUT EVERYONE ELSE HAS TO SHARE WHAT'S LEFT OVER




Liberal Hypocrisy -


TAGS: liberal hypocrisy ronald reagan too old bernie sanders senile socialist democrat liberal hippie vermont marxist
Rating: 5/5

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ipaprime - September 16, 2015, 1:14 am
Well they must believe that whoever he picks as his vp will carry on his policies when he has to step down.


socialists -




Bernie Sanders 2016 -




What's a Good Socialist to do? -




THE PROGRESSIVE LIBERAL CARD - Socialism and communism lead to dictatorship, human rights violations and loss of liberty. But we'd all be "equal"!




Bill Nye the Socialist Clown -




Karl Marx & Bernie Sanders -


TAGS: bernie sanders 2016 karl marx socialist democrat communism socialism commie codger vermont hippie feel the bern feelthebern
Rating: 4.82/5

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Oldsod - October 8, 2015, 5:54 pm
Now, I don't think that's quite true...didn't Sanders used to fry chicken?


The Socialist & The Race Pimp -




WEALTH REDISTRIBUTION - That pretty much sums it up.


TAGS: obama resdistribute socialist 2012 election
Rating: 3.4/5

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Capt. Morgan - September 19, 2012, 3:49 pm
Samuel Adams. Brewer, Patriot. My Hero!


THE FIX IN - Rahm a Rahm a Ding Dong




Hillary the Elitist Hypocrite -




Liberal Idiots -




DEMOCRAT - Decidedly Egocentric Members Of Congress Rationalizing Added Taxes




THIS GUY SUCKS -


TAGS: worst socialist ever
Rating: 2/5

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crankyhead - September 18, 2012, 5:52 pm
Shoot me a link, I'll interpret it for you. =)
crankyhead - September 18, 2012, 5:51 pm
See JG, I knew you'd said you were involved with a factory. =)
JGalt - September 18, 2012, 7:04 am
crank- how about the real number U6,and not U3? what's that one tell you!
JGalt - September 18, 2012, 7:02 am
is that because their benefits expired? we put a sign outside our plant- "now hiring"- we have 3 openings- we are getting 50 applicants a day applying- In the last 20 years, I've never seen that kind of activity! at best 3/day in the past.
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 11:41 pm
Really world class? How many initial claims do you see?
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 9:38 pm
You're trying to use unemployment numbers as a metric to show that Obama is a complete failure, but the link you provide to show the unemployment numbers, shows the opposite of what you think it does. Canadian education is world class.
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 9:20 pm
You can't read initial claims? Canada's schools suck too?
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 6:27 pm
Or is it that you think that the rest of us can't either? Because I certainly can.
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 6:26 pm
... You can't tell the difference between -78,500 and +400,000?
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 6:25 pm
"The total number of people claiming benefits in all programs for the week ending August 25 was 5,391,576, a decrease of 78,465 from the previous week. There were 7,143,572 persons claiming benefits in the comparable week in 2011" ...
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 6:11 pm
Nothing being cherry picked. Those govt reported initial claims for unemployment..
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:40 pm
By the way, do you do 'jazz hands' as well?
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:39 pm
Please, Groucho, continue cherry picking only those statistics that support your narrative. I do believe I already quoted the TOTAL NUMBER a few posts prior to this one.
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 5:24 pm
an increase of 3,250 from the previous week's revised average of 371,750.
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 5:24 pm
In the week ending September 8, the advance figure for seasonally adjusted initial claims was 382,000,
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:18 pm
Groucho, I believe the revolution you've been looking for is the 'Dance Dance Revolution'. =)
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:17 pm
Quote again:"The total number of people claiming benefits in all programs for the week ending August 25 was 5,391,576, a decrease of 78,465 from the previous week. There were 7,143,572 persons claiming benefits in the comparable week in 2011"
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:15 pm
And I quote:"The advance unadjusted insured unemployment rate was 2.3 percent during the week ending September 1, a decrease of 0.1 percentage point from the prior week's unrevised rate."
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:14 pm
My suggestion, if I may, would be that you learn to read the links you provide, before providing them. Because the one you just posted, pretty much says the opposite of what you believe it does.
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:08 pm
...it's high time you learn another song and dance.
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:08 pm
I know right? You can't possibly find some conservative tlaking point that explains how "Obama's socialist policies" have the DJIA at the highest point it's ever been, so instead, you want to talk about unemployment. I'm tired of your tactics Groucho...
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 5:02 pm
http://www.dol.gov/opa/media/press/eta/ui/current.htm
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 4:58 pm
"Come on Groucho, just do the twist... come one Grouuuuuu-cho, just do the twist, take that topic by the hand boy, and go like this..."
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 4:52 pm
No..People just adjust... Have you noticed the latest unemployment numbers? About 400,000 new apps Go team Obama
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 4:43 pm
The truth hurts like a mutha-uffah, doesn't it 1L snipers?


If You Ever Feel Stupid... -




OBAMA'S FAVORITE GOLF HAT - Buying votes with our taxpayer dollars!




THIS PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP OBAMA - America has been duped!




GUN CONTROL -




VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN - I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin' I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, If I only had a brain.




LIBERALS - French For Cowards




Socialist Sanders -




Obama's Gun Plan -




Hildabeast Rotten Clinton's Abhorrent Claim -




The Problem With America -




MAIN STREAM MEDIA - More like Main Socialist Media.




HYPOCRITES - Liberals that scream and fight for every entitlement hand-out they think they have "earned" while also screaming and fighting to take money from those who actually have earned it.




Bernie Sanders 2016 -




Hildabeast Rotten Clinton's Reboot: Hillary 4.0! Or Is It 5.0, Or 6.0??? -




I SEE DEAD PEOPLE - AARP supported Obamacare, and now they have to increase the cost of health care premiums to their members, as high as 13%. Screw your own members, good one AARP.




DEMOCRATS - Corrupt and thin-skinned




SOCIALIST POLICIES - "Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference." --Barack Obama Mr. President, can we please see one of your other answers now?




Bernie's New Deal For America -




Hey, Bernie Sanders Supporters... -




Liberals Don't Learn -


TAGS: liberal socialist bernie political democrats
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - July 27, 2015, 6:44 pm
Restated: stupid lasts forever


How Long -




Thank You, Dear Leader -




Bernie Sanders Sends the Most Economically Illiterate Tweet Ever -


TAGS: bernie sanders economic illiterate democrat socialist liberal lunacy progressive moonbat commie codger vermont hippie dnc warmist p***ert feel the bern
Rating: 5/5

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Libertas - December 27, 2015, 3:09 pm
so then a liberal arts degree can be held at a 10% rate and a technical degree more like 4-6% since its more likely to result in a paying job other than one that requires one to say "You want fries with that", or "your latte is ready" ???


" CHANGE " - Is America now better off than National Socialist Germany 72 years Ago?




Liberal Science Deniers -




Bernie Supporters -




SOCIALISM IN NATURE - Doesn't Work Here Either.




PRESIDENT OBAMA - "I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money" --Will Rogers




AND THAT GROUP OVER THERE -




LIBERAL TRUTH #2 - Responsibility and Accountability are for suckers! Always blame the guys on the other side of the aisle.




LIBERALS TAKE AWAY LIBERTIES - Terrorists Can't Destroy America Liberals Beat Them To It




T. E. A. - TAXED ENOUGH ALREADY!




Loony Liberals -




A GREAT PATRIOT - and probably an unemployed actor as well..




THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT! - 2012 - Just long enough to destroy everything!




" HEIL OBAMA? " - Jimmy Hoffa :'President Obama, this is your army. We are ready to march. Let's take these son of bitches out.'




" END OF NAZISM " - Nazism: German form of fascism, especially that of the National Socialist Workers party of Adolf Hitler.




Bernie & Obama -


TAGS: bernie sanders barack obama socialists liberal democrats moonbats marxists agitators demagogues firebrands dnc vermont hippie
Rating: 4.8/5

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Cannabal - October 13, 2015, 4:25 pm
Wait, Obama is Socialist?
Libertas - October 11, 2015, 10:33 pm
you mean 2009?


WHEN YOU SEE A SOCIALIST DO THIS - it means painful policies are coming down the pike.




50% WHITE, 43% ARABIC AND 7% BLACK - but 100% Socialist




OCCUTARDS - "Smash the corporations To *make* them hire us!" Teh stoopid, it burrnnnsss




CHE GEUVARA - Burned books, banned music, hated blacks and gays, now he's a role model for the far left.




TESTIMONIAL - For years I was cheating on my taxes but I got caught, so I called BHO Tax Relief. Not only didn't I pay penalties or interest, but now I run the IRS. Thanks, Barack!




SEIG HEIL! - I am Der Führer. You WILL bow down to me.




SILVER LINING - I just found mine!




THE DIFFERENCE? - One is an anti-capitalist who hates America and wants to destroy Israel, and the other is hiding in Afghanistan. ~ Mark Klein




IMBECILES - Confusing a Tina Fey joke with a Sarah Palin quote




WELL CONNECTED - Does anyone still doubt that a radical is in the White House? Look at who has supported (funded) him and who he as supported.




PREVARICATOR - "...no pork in the Stimulus Bill" --Barack Obama (if you don't count dog parks, frisbee golf course, STD testing, NASA satellite, ATV trails, doorbells, digital converters, etc...)




DADDY, WAS THAT OUR FLAG? -




Democrats Retreat From Reality -




Pope Francis' Mind-Blowing Display of Stupidity & Hypocrisy -




NUCLEAR IS NATURAL - Solar is plagued with corruption. Can you say Solyndra?




NO SERIOUS CONVERSATIONS ABOUT OUR DEBT CAN OCCUR - until Obama is out of office. Down with the clown.




Democrats Are A Special Kind Of Stupid -




LIKE THE MAYAN CALENDAR - His term will also end in 2012.




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